These are the Blue Cats that live in my shed. They are pretty lazy and really don't like to exert themselves in anyway. They do not move dantily like normal cats that seem to jump and slink about all sexy like....mine are big brutes that make a great big thud when they hit the floor.
My sister gave them really stupid names so I just call them girl cat and boy cat. They are British Blue Shorthairs and are considered the BULLDOG of the cat world.... When I read up on the breed crazy cat people all reported them to be:
Stocky and beefy but not fat....mine are just pretty fat and greedy.
Affectionate and calm ..... mine are not affectionate and are quite paranoid and jumpy but if you chase them they won't run because they are too lazy.
Working Cat - this is a total joke, although the girl one learned how to hunt and killed everything in site including a whole blackbird nest with all the baby blackbirds in it...I was proud in a brutal kind of way.
They have been around since the Roman times and the British shorthair was the Cheshire Cat in Alice and Wonderland because they have got fat whisker pads that make them look like they are smiling.